I guy goes to prison, when he gets to his cell there's a huge gangsta lookin guy in there already, he says " I'm bubba and this is my house."  "I'm gonna give you one chance to decide whether you wanna be the husband or the wife."  The new inmate scared out of his mind is thinking shit i dont wanna be the wife, says "I'll be the husband."  Bubba says "Alright then come over here and suck your wifes dick."

lol doh